What I do when I should be studying...or not taking part in a Reality Television show
Life is what the living possess...
Published on June 24, 2004 By notsohighlyevolved In Misc
I had the misfortune of going to a shopping centre today. It was new and white, crazy angles and not-there-glass, blue lights along the railings of escalators and lowered false ceilings. It dazzled and awed. It took a long time to open. All those low bass rumblings and the whining drill sounds take fruition in this thing so clean and ordered. With the area cordoned off like it was and the muffled sounds booming late into the night, you would think they were creating gargantuan life, a mad scientist screaming over the monolith – “It’s alive…IT’S ALIIIIIIVE”

It might be alive but the inhabitants of the mall could hardly be classified as such. The greatest minds in our history are yet to formulate an exact and exclusive definition of what life is exactly.

This is one of the marvellous definitions I came across - the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon"

An organic phenomenon…interesting, now what the hell is an organic phenomenon. If you look up the definition of organic it tells you that the organic is of the living. Circular arguments and definitions be gone. In the name of Christ I compel you.

An animated object hardly counts. How about consciousness, yeah, and how about sea cucumbers? How about life as something that changes over time and then changes to the point of non-existence? Galaxies do that and yet we can not attribute life to them. What about those things that evolve, that branch out into different species and can reproduce? Reproduction is a big one in the work-in-progress definition of life. Well then are viruses alive? And if they are why is it that they are not classified amongst the living – do they not share behavioural patterns, do they not endure and move and become extinct? Do they not evolve?

As hard as it has become to define life it is easy enough to determine what is living. It’s almost as if the human being comes equip with a life detecting gene, like those life scanners in Aliens and Star Trek. We know the privileged, we know our own, we know how to grow them and eat them, master and control them, but is in the inanimate that our mastery excels. To take plaster, brick, steel, glass and mortar and render it all into a Parthenon for consumerism has become the defining ability, the defining talent of our civilisation. Goddamn it! We in the west know how to build the best darn malls in the world.

And we give life to our monuments to the inanimate. The life of a civilisation, the life of a town, the world spirit, the zeitgeist of an age; all these figures of speech connote a life force that extends from our hands into our greatest creations and technical masterpieces. Buildings with history and the evolution of furniture. In a universe where life seems to be scarce, we seem to be eager to impart life to the non-living, we seem to want to be less lonely in our living.

When did our offspring start to drain us of that indefinable quality or attribute we call life? Could it have been marked by the 1978 release of Dawn of the Dead? When there is no more room in hell, the dead will once again walk the shopping mall, will find an environment suitable for their state of being. Maybe it was the mall that made them dead in the first place…the living dead. Animated like so many other things but excluded from the circle and community of the living.

The mall I went to today almost had that new baby smell. Still untainted by the world, by the treading of muddy feet, it had the gleam of promise, like something special could happen here, like it was designed for something special to happen.

It could be the new town square of the old republican democracies, a place to partake in the cultural evolution of a civilisation, to interact with citizens and activists, a place of sharing and cross pollination. It wasn’t the architecture, the inanimate that disappoints the promise. It’s the masses of the walking dead. The vacancies on two legs, the chickens with no feathers (Socrates once encountered the definition of a human as a featherless bi-ped, a good attempt and probably as good as it’s going to get), walking aimlessly, with me in the middle wondering “What the fuck am I doing here? I don’t want anything, I don’t need anything. Not hungry or thirsty, not in need of shelter or warmth. I wouldn’t mind a coffee, but not the stagnate water they pass off as coffee around here.”

The worst thing about walking around this new marvel, this lifestyle centre for the eastern suburbs, is the feeling of being dead. I don’t know what it means to be alive. I question the notion of it on an almost daily basis, but I know what it is to be dead, to be vacant and gone. What is creepier about it is that it is not the feeling of death, not the feeling of moving from this plane into the oblivion, or into the heavens and hell that are designed and promised to tingle or devastate the nerve endings. It is the feeling of returning, of dying and returning but being excluded from that sphere of the living that we are always, although subtly, aware of.

I hadn’t been to a mall for a long time until I went to one tonight and it might be that on this night I have discovered the reason why that was.

Comments
on Jun 24, 2004
life n.-The form of existence that distinguishes living organisms form dead organisms or inanimate matter in the ability to carry on metabolism, respond to stimuli, reproduce, and grow.

That's what my dictionary says about life...does it provide a better understanding?....Hmm and maybe you'd better, uh, take a break from the mall for awhile.......anyway good article, nonetheless...

~Zoo
on Jun 24, 2004
I came across that definition as well, but at the moment all they have is a definition of what life's function are, what the sub-systems actually do. I know that it's a working definition, but it doesn't feel like one. It's as if something is missing, and even scientists acknowledge this. There are too many things that are not living that occupy the periphery of life that fuzz the definition.

The definition of what it is to be human is also growing blurred day by day. Machines that think, that encroach on the precious domain of human consciousness, systems and abstract constructions that demonstrate intelligence and even will, evolution as being universal to all things, without borders or lines of distinction.

A fascinating topic and all the more confusing for the mountainous volume of literature that it produces.

As for the malls, I think that abstinence is the best policy. If you want to remain free of zombieism, practice safe living (whatever the hell that is)

Marco
on Jun 24, 2004
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken".

Marco, what I really like about your writing, is that although it is intelligent and sophisticated etc, it's also accessible, It's like a jumbled up mix of the well-educated,and the colloquial. In other words, you manage to be a smart ass without being condescending.

*claps*

I have no thoughts on life whatsoever so don't ask me. Malls however..ah the malls and minimalls of America...I guess the disease has spread.

Love Dyl xx
on Jun 24, 2004
Dyl,

Leave out the well educated and leave the jumbled up as a remainder. Yep, that's me.

As far as life is concerned, you're one of the few people i would ask about it. You know and teach a lot more than you suspect.

Marco XX
on Jun 28, 2004
Hang on...you haven't written anything!!! you better be posting right now or i'll kick your ass...

Wrong side of consciousness...are u suggesting i get wasted? at a wedding?? Marco... that really is a whole new low...

thanks for the comment..i just love how you can outwrite me in a single sentence!!

love Dyl xx
on Jun 28, 2004
"Sounds like good advice if you got shit for brains..."
on Jun 28, 2004
you manage to be a smart ass without being condescending.


bah !

*falls off chair laughing*

he's just not trying, dyl


I hadn’t been to a mall for a long time


perhaps the last time you had a shopping expedition was with moi at fox that day ?.

perhaps it was my reaching orgasm in the middle of that funky store over that divine little palm-tree handbag that has put you off shopping, cherie ?. you were somewhat nervous afterwards.

another outstanding article, marco


mig XX

ps: get on a plane already, would you, i am bored beyond all saving here
on Jun 28, 2004
Dang -- there used to be some three clause "scientific definition of life." One of them was something like "Can recognize, respond, and adapt to outside stimulus." Haven't the foggiest what the other two were (maybe when I'm actually awake). ("Can reproduce" may have been one of the criteria....)

That def. stood pretty well for a while. Then some jokers made these little AI "birds" (just blips on a monitor, really) that used a few simple rules to govern their "life" and seemed to meet all three criteria. Whoops. (I read a great article about that ages ago.) Gotta start digging through books to see if I can find this stuff....
on Jun 28, 2004
"Sounds like good advice if you got shit for brains..."


Never, ever, trust anyone who claims that they're a doctor. A breach of trust is best case scenario. If they are what they claim to be, run in the opposite direction. Capped teeth and evenings at the yacht club can only lead to a life of moneyed degradation and harrasment by walking hair cuts. I emphasis - do not trust even those of that vile species that promise free license at weddings you wish you never had to attend, those being of the worst kind

over that divine little palm-tree handbag


Of course I was nervous. Divine! Anyone up for a Cage aux folles (I and II) marathon, followed by the American adapatation? Robin Williams was absolutely fabulous darrrrling

get on a plane already, would you, i am bored beyond all saving here


Does this mean i really am the the messiah?

Smartaz - The children we sire will sire the end of us. Make no mistake about it, as our IQs fall theirs will only rise, by that stage definitions will be the least of our problems *damn TV stuck on that evangelist/armageddon channel again*

Marco
on Jun 28, 2004

Does this mean i really am the the messiah?


nice dangling carrot, that ... shame i am not hungry.

ok, ok, you can be the messiah. you can be a divine light missionary for all i care, just get on a bloody plane already. i miss you. there. humiliation complete. i actually like someone. ew.


mig XX